Thursday, May 03, 2007

I'm disgusted.

Don't read this if you expect a nice post, I'm sick.(Literally, I mean.)
I was a very healthy baby. I almost never cried, saving up all the whining for this blog; I never had croup, or measles, or chicken pox, or wooping cough, or mumps, or even the common cold or a stomach upset. And if I threw up on someone, it was only my way of protesting about the person, while sacrificing my dignity as befits a martyr. And while other people had fevers and things and didn't come to school, i didn't come as well, but instead of lying on a bed, had fun at home. I was tiny and scrawny, but I had and have this wowie of an immune system. And did I mention the invulnerable stomach of steel?

So when I had this accelerated heartbeat in 5th grade, I naturally thought it was some cute boy next door and this must be my first crush, and that's why they call it a crush. So when the doctor met us gravely I didn't think much of it (they always look grave or weirdly, falsely cheerful); that is, until he said I had SupraventricularTachychardia.(Yup, I couldn't pronounce it either.) It was an extra impulse or something in the heart, not very painful, just a sort of dhak-dhak like the heroines' dils, and then they got it zapped in Delhi so it was all right and my people were pretty relieved.It was over, they thought.

You guessed it. Not by far, it wasn't. I went on being healthy as hell and eating anything I could get my hands on and not looking noticeably the worse for it. And then in class 7 or so, at a time when I'd had nothing but home cooked food (cooked by shubu mashi who was new then and I hadn't got used to her grotesquesness-look at the earlier post for details) for a long time, down I come with ParaTyphoid, and just when they think it's licked, i get it AGAIN. And they can't even blame it on phuchkas.

Yeah, there's more. In 9th grade, the night before the Maths exam, I wake up with this raging fever. So I don't give the exams, and the doctor can't figure out what's wrong, so he decides it's dengue( which was conveniently doing the rounds just then) and i have this nice long holiday for about a month, and no exam to boot.Parents did get a scare, though.

And that brings me to a few days ago, just before Milaap the SPICMACAY fest, when, after a long time of no diseases or discomforts whatsoever (I should have known a malevolent providence was saving it up for a big one, I didn't even get a cold or an upset), I get a sore throat and the CMRI doctor takes one look at it and says:"You, my Young Lady, have got Acute Pharyngo-Tonsillitis." Which basically means Pharyngitis and tonsillitis together. Ow.

Yes, I'm okay now. And no, it doesn't hurt that much. And thank you for asking.But I think I'd take a cold once in a month instead of these nasty surprises they keep choosing ME to play on.

28 comments:

Musab said...
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Musab said...

Beta,pharyngo-tonsilitis aint that bad compared to that tachycardia thingy.But I can say from experience that you ain't seen nothing till you see Asthma.Now that's what I call a whopper !
Peace...

raghu said...

lol..have fun baby!
ur fine now na..den why takle tension..ive had all dumb things too.. mostly self inflicted due to overdumbness.. lol.. keep well..luckily we've discussed that heart thing before.. else i wud have been freaked now.. darn freaked.. :S

rmbr that sow heart beat thing i told u about..heehe.. i actually read a LOT about it.. just in case she'd ask questions :P

raghu said...

acute is a very harsh word.. acute bronchitis dint sound good for me either.. oh ya.. u wont believe this.. u noe in our tamil calender we get 7 years of probs in a row.. like i had it frm 91 to 98.. those were CRAZY years.. i wud get ill all the time.. problems as in mostly illness.. my next stints gonna be around 15 years later..

hopefully urs is ending na?
5th to 12th. :D

raghu said...

oh and im very competetive about illness.. i wanna show off..but ill restrain a lil.. i have perennial tonsils ka keeda so now a days i ahve dis tablet which costs 12 bucks.. :S
dats more than one days packet ya.. lol

damn i sooo feel like showing off.. but i think ur just a lil bettr than me with technical terms..heehe

hey.. take care haan.. i now its genral to say take care..but then still just stay healthy n all.. cos its burdensome to get unwell.. take care.. lissen to maama paapa..docs.. all of them :D n me n sukrit! LOL

new age scheherazade said...

raghu you fussy old hen. awwww. anyway, that's all I ever had so i guess you win. Told you I was indecently healthy most of the time.
and musab-i know there are a lot of harder diseases in the book-I just wish mine would even themselves out instead of giving me these nasty surprises!

Doubletake, Doublethink. said...

i have a cold every month, and i'd take ol' ph-to anyday. it's like having a civil war in your system every month, and you'd rather take a hiroshima. at least the germs get decimated. woo, politically incorrect statement. when will i ever learn.

heh? ok said...

try having the absolute worst digestive system in the entire world.

Musab said...

Well,all is fair in love n wodehouse,innit?
And u have to be a little selfish sometimes.And i'm sure Plummie woulda approved..

raghu said...

@ priyanka
dig ur nose regularly..guess that helps :S

new age scheherazade said...

okay..disgusting, people! i guess grass really is greener on the other side.(I just love nice old cliches.whatever you say, they WORK so well...)
@heh-thank god my stomach's ironclad..with all that i eat!
@priyanka-I guess you're right. And i love the war parallel-you're like miss marple inversed.

The New Age Superhero said...

And if I threw up on someone, it was only my way of protesting about the person, while sacrificing my dignity as befits a martyr.

hahahahaha! :D

god u have diseases with real long names l'il one! tc yaa :)

new age scheherazade said...

@ brick:I know..that's what impresses people-thank god for small mercies.
and thanks :)

raghu said...

how about bradyarrthimia.. sounds scray na..heehe..see i made a good choice!

raghu said...

arrey next blog about passport janjhat! :D

new age scheherazade said...

if you say so.

Red said...

talk about cast-iron stomachs. i thrive on junk food. :) hope ur all better now.

new age scheherazade said...

yup i am.
i feel so frightfully healthy i'm sure something's brewing.sigh.

Doubletake, Doublethink. said...

well, think about it. too many women, a flippant disregard for them, and what can only be called a propensity for unnecessary pseudo-violence. plus, being large. yup, henry was definitely an ancient fifty cent.

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